Over the past few years of young adulthood, I've formed a mental bucket list of things to invest in when and if I have the resources: a monthlong adventure in Asia, a Birkin bag, the finest education for my future children, the New York City Ballet, and full-body laser hair removal. Well, I'm happy to report that I'm finally in the process of checking the latter off my list. Yes, I plan to get (almost) every hair from my nose down permanently lasered off my body. Exciting, right? As someone who is very pale but has darkish body hair, I'm the perfect candidate for success. More on that later. Basically, I just never want to have to shave or wax again in my life.